University Struggles to Find Even One Conservative Speaker (Parody)

by Robert Arvay, Contributing Writer 


UFS (the University of Free Speech ) in Lib City California has long prided itself on its name, which idolizes freedom of speech as its foundational core value.


It prides itself on its long list of former commencement speakers, a list which includes Fidel Castro, Che Guevara, Hugo Chavez, and Osama bin Laden, and also, some farther left wing speakers as well.


They also recently invited a successful black woman to fulfill their quota, which requires that four point three percent of all speakers at the university be successful black women. Unfortunately, the lady they invited happened to be Condoleezza Rice, who is deemed to be entirely unacceptable because she personally murdered millions of innocent children during the Iraq War. She didn’t actually do that, of course, but once you cross the line from far, far left to anything other than far, far left, you are at least as evil as the worst mass murderers in history, and therefore are not allowed to speak at any university except Brigham Young or Liberty.


In order to prove that they are open minded, however, UFS has also invited speakers from the political right, including such conservative stalwarts as Bill Maher, Jimmy Carter, and Hillary Clinton. Said one UFS official, “Even though these speakers are on the radical right-wing fringe, compared to our professors, we will grit our teeth and demonstrate our tolerance by inviting them.”


It is feared however, that even these speakers may be disinvited if they do not achieve enough votes among the student and faculty body to meet the threshold required to speak at FSU. The threshold is one hundred percent. 


This may seem high, but it prevents a recurrence of last year’s major tragedy in which one student, a radical Islamist suicide bomber, had his feelings hurt, and complained. Three professors were fired over that incident, and nine students expelled, just in case any of them had ever thought a bad thought about radical Islamist suicide bombers.

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Best of the E-Blast: The Voting Dead

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Media Silent on Crucifixion of 
Christians by Islamic Jihadists  

christians crucified in Syria

Could you imagine the uproar in the mainstream media that we 
would see if a member of a politically favored class of people was 
crucified for who or what they are? There would be front page 
headlines for weeks. But because members of a politically favored 
class (Muslims) are doing it to members of a non-politically favored 
class (Christians), it is not newsworthy at all according to the media. 
In many instances, Christians are being crucified by jihadists that 
are actually being assisted and funded by the governments of the 
United States and Saudi Arabia. Yes, our tax dollars are being used 
to help arm and supply radical jihadists that are beheading and 
crucifying Christians. And yet none of the big media organizations 
considers this to be news. 

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Taking a look inside the 

secret leftist billionaires club

This weekend, a shadowy leftist group named Democracy Alliance 
will meet in Chicago to figure out a way to thwart conservative rivals.

The Alliance was founded by a group of billionaires, including 

George Soros and philanthropist Peter B. Lewis, as a result of

George W. Bush’s re-election. Its goal was to fund think tanks 

and media organizations to move societal change toward a

more socialist agenda.

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Feds Disguising the 

Devastation of Poverty

Easy benefits allow the poor to settle 

into ambition-numbing subsistence

By Tammy Bruce

Illustration on hiding poverty in America by Linas Garsys/The Washington Times

The Bureau of Labor Statistics made a startling announcement. 
New data released by the bureau reveals that in one out of every 
five families — 20 percent — no one is employed. Not one person 
in those families has a job. This is monumental, but we don’t see 
it because of the remarkable effort by the federal government to 
hide the truth.

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The first half of this message is true, 

the second half is super-true

Voting Dead: 44,000 Registered 

In Both Virginia, Maryland

A pattern of duplicate registrations found nationwide shows voter 
fraud is both massive and systemic. Yet, the Obama administration 
claims there is no problem and that demands for voter ID cards 
are racist.

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Obama EPA Chief: Pollution is Racist

Supreme Court Helps EPA Shut off Electricity in America

George Will: Tea Party an 

‘Enormous Benefit’ to Both 

the GOP and the Country

George Will

Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist and political commentator George 
Will was interviewed this week by the Daily Caller’s Jamie Weinstein. 
One of the topics discussed was the Tea Party movement in America, 
its roots and its impact

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3 Short Sentences: Our Government, Our Lives

by Joseph Beverly, Guest Contributor

These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the direction of our current government and cultural environment:

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL
Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.

Funny how that works.

Here’s another one worth considering

2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money.

How come we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money?

What’s interesting is the first group
“worked for” their money, but the second didn’t.

Think about it.

Last but not least:

3. Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are not stopping the payments to illegal aliens?

This is what illegals receive monthly:
$1500.00 per child, $500 for housing,
Food Stamps, free education, including college and the right to vote.

Am I the only one missing something.
If not, pass this along…

Cap Black Guest Hosting Ringside Politics, Monday, May 5

Anti-Crime Activist, Cap Black is guest-hosting Ringside Politics With A Punch on WSGO radio, AM 990, Monday, May 5, 9am-11am Central.

(Host Jeff Crouere is covering the inauguration of New Orleans mayor, city council, coroner and other officials.)

Cap’s guests will be NOPD Captain Michael Glasser, president of the Police Association of New Orleans (PANO) and New Orleans Independent Police Monitor Susan Hutson. On the docket: discussing the off-duty detail scandal, NOPD’s retention/recruitment crisis, looming public safety issues, deteriorating relations with the Black community and much more!

Don’t forget – put an alert in your smartphone because Cap may have some surprise guests, too!

The Call In Number is 504 556-9696. You can also listen to the show online at:

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Anti Crime Activist
New Orleans

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