What Obama Sounds Like to …

by Robert Arvay

What Obama sounds like to himself:

Hey. You. Putin. Yeah you, you slimy Russky boy. Get out of Ukraine now. Do it. I am the one guy you do not want to mess with. I’ll knock you into next week.

What Obama sounds like to liberals:

Mr Putin, you are making a grave error.  The cold war is over. We had a reset, remember? This is a time for negotiations.  Please, give back Crimea and let’s all have a group hug.

What Obama sounds like to conservatives:

Aw, come on, Putie.  You’re making me look bad.  Please give back Crimea . Please? Pretty please? After all I’ve done for you, disarming our missile shield and being nice to you—please?

What Obama sounds like to our allies:

Go ahead, Mr Putin, you win. Take Crimea . Take the Balkans while you’re at it—and you are indeed at it. We all know that. Peace in our time.

What Obama sounds like to Putin:

Bleh, bleh-bleh bleh, yada yada blah blah, waa haa.

 

Robert Arvay is a Contributing Writer for The Patriot’s Notepad

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