by Robert Arvay
What Obama sounds like to himself:
Hey. You. Putin. Yeah you, you slimy Russky boy. Get out of Ukraine now. Do it. I am the one guy you do not want to mess with. I’ll knock you into next week.
What Obama sounds like to liberals:
Mr Putin, you are making a grave error. The cold war is over. We had a reset, remember? This is a time for negotiations. Please, give back Crimea and let’s all have a group hug.
What Obama sounds like to conservatives:
Aw, come on, Putie. You’re making me look bad. Please give back Crimea . Please? Pretty please? After all I’ve done for you, disarming our missile shield and being nice to you—please?
What Obama sounds like to our allies:
Go ahead, Mr Putin, you win. Take Crimea . Take the Balkans while you’re at it—and you are indeed at it. We all know that. Peace in our time.
What Obama sounds like to Putin:
Bleh, bleh-bleh bleh, yada yada blah blah, waa haa.
Robert Arvay is a Contributing Writer for The Patriot’s Notepad
That is a remarkably accurate assessment. I couldn't have said it better myself.